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TYLER
Actually,it creams outward.
JAMES
It creams outward?
TYLER
If you can believe it.
JAMES
And it's candy?
TYLER
Allegedly. I mean, as far as meat goes, it's candy.
JAMES
Okay.
TYLER
It's really high in protein.
JAMES
It's like a prescription or something?
TYLER
Something like that. I got like 60 of them and I can't use the Wi-Fi anymore. So...
RYAN
Ryan James!
JAMES
And you've-- Hey
RYAN
Yo, what's up?
TYLER
Hey, hey
JAMES
hey Scott
RYAN
Hey!
TYLER
How's it going?
RYAN
I didn't know you guys were coming to Mayo Fest. I would have,
JAMES
Well, yeah. Yeah, of course.
TYLER
Of course!
RYAN
I would have like tried to meet up.
JAMES
We wouldn't miss Mayo Fest.
RYAN
I could have gotten you guys in for free.
TYLER
Aw, man!
JAMES
You could have gotten us in for free?
RYAN
Yeah, I'm I'm working. I'm working today.
JAMES
You're working at MayoFest?
TYLER
You're working MayoFest, cool. All right
RYAN
Yeah, actually I'm uh… Do you notice anything different about me?
JAMES
Uh--
TYLER
You got-
JAMES
You have a mustache?
TYLER
Yeah, you got that mustache.
RYAN
Yeah, I've had that for a while
JAMES
Oh.
RYAN
and the sleeveless turtleneck and All of that, but no- about me.
TYLER
Um...
JAMES
Oh, you're doing a little spin. Um...
TYLER
It's your hair.
JAMES
It's your hair
RYAN
I'm- I'm-
TYLER
Your head hair, not your mustache hair.
JAMES
Yeah!
RYAN
I'm- I'm- I'm learning how to beatbox. That's what it is.
TYLER
Oh!
RYAN
It's not my hair, I'm learning how to beatbox. I thought maybe you would like to see, like look.
TYLER
Cool!
JAMES
Oh.
TYLER
I don't know. How do you see that? I don't...
RYAN
Look at my neck. Do you see it? Watch.
JAMES
Yeah.
TYLER
Yeah.
RYAN
See, like the definition? Like it actually uses a lot of muscles in your face. cough When I do that, when I go, when I...
JAMES
Yeah
TYLER
Your nostrils are going crazy when you do that.
RYAN
You can see like the muscle lines like I'm really
JAMES
Yeah
RYAN
I'm leaning out that area of my body
TYLER
Yeah. Okay.
RYAN
to make some of the, you know, bmph the like big beats?
JAMES
Yeah
RYAN
the resonance really come out
JAMES
Nice. That's cool, man.
RYAN
Yeah, so yeah.
TYLER
What do you got, dude?
JAMES
Yeah, give us a little flavor! Give us a little flavor!
RYAN
What do you mean? Like, uh,
JAMES
Show us your beatbox!
RYAN
Are you gonna come by...
TYLER
Drop a beat.
JAMES
Yeah, drop a thing!
RYAN
Oh, right now?
JAMES
Yeah!
TYLER
Yeah!
JAMES
What do you mean?
RYAN
I don't have my kit. I don't have my mouth guard. I don't have my special gloves I don't have my lubricating soup or my knee pads, like I can't.
JAMES
Why do you have to wear knee pads when you...
RYAN
I get into it! I'm not doing- like- this is way above your like, boots and cats and boots kinda...
TYLER
Mm-hmm.
RYAN
thing. This is like the next step up.
JAMES
Yeah.
RYAN
This is- I'm talking like-
JAMES
choreography and...
RYAN
Well, no, 'cause... I don't really move that much.
JAMES
Then why do you have to have knee pads and special gloves? I guess it's-
RYAN
You work at a jewelry store, right?
JAMES
Yeah.
RYAN
If you had a 400-carat diamond, you wouldn't hold it with just like a hand covered in sausage meat. You would keep it in a case. Like I'm trying to protect my golden instrument.
TYLER
Okay.
RYAN
What, like...
TYLER
Well.
RYAN
Boom. spits Hold on. Boo! BOH po po Boing! Y'know like- You have to go down low. Down low.
JAMES
Yeah
RYAN
G-uh.
TYLER
Yeah.
RYAN
And then you have to make sure you can go up high for like the high hats.
JAMES
We're not - Okay so we understand that-
RYAN
So like to get up to the high hats
JAMES
[SIGH] Yeah.
TYLER
Yeah, okay
RYAN
Boing!
JAMES
Okay, to the untrained ear, it just sounds like you're saying the word "boing".
RYAN
I'm doing exercises to protect my vocal cords.
JAMES
But you're also vaping!
TYLER
Yeah you-
RYAN
They're called Boing-ups.
TYLER
How frequently are you doing these exercises?
RYAN
Hold on Psshh
TYLER
Whoa.
JAMES
Oh, yuck!
RYAN
Pshh! Psshh
JAMES
Stop! Okay, stop!
RYAN
You like that? That's a 909.
TYLER
You kind of spit on my face
RYAN
I really should have my knee pad.