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SPY 1
It really is a lovely party that you've pulled together.
EDWORTH
Thanks a lot, you two. Thank you very much.
SPY 1
Yeah
SPY 2
Yeah, of course!
EDWORTH
Thank you very much. We have one of these a year and... We really kind of don't spare any expense. It's nice to have them.
SPY 1
Yeah.
EDWORTH
It's nice to have everyone here, everyone inside the home and on the estate, it's great.
SPY 1
Yeah.
SPY 2
Hey, and after three years of friendship...
EDWORTH
Hey.
SPY 2
We are happy to be here.
EDWORTH
Cheers. Yeah, thank you so much.
SPY 2
Cheers to you.
SPY 1
Yeah.
EDWORTH
Thanks, and it's been very nice to meet you.
SPY 1
Yeah, it's been really nice for all of us to get to know each other and get to meet each other.
EDWORTH
Yeah, yeah, it's great!
SPY 2
Yeah.
SPY 1
I think. Yeah.
EDWORTH
Well, I mean, you know, I've known Greg for three years. It's just nice to meet you. It's nice to meet you for the first time finally.
SPY 1
Yeah.
EDWORTH
I haven't heard a lot about you, so it's nice that you're here.
SPY 1
Thanks. Yeah.
EDWORTH
I'm going to go...
SPY 2
He's a little shy. Sorry.
EDWORTH
That's okay, that's okay.
SPY 1
Sorry, no, it's not-
SPY 2
Yeah.
SPY 1
I'm not shy it's fine
SPY 2
Hey, you know, if you're going, would you grab me another one of these?
EDWORTH
Yes!
SPY 2
Thank you so much.
EDWORTH
How about you? Would you like another one of these?
SPY 1
Oh me? Oh sorry
EDWORTH
Yeah!
SPY 1
I didn't realize I was included. Yeah, I'll take one.
EDWORTH
All right, great, I'll be back with three.
SPY 2
Thanks!
EDWORTH
Make yourselves at home! Go grab some of the canapes!
SPY 1
Yes Yes
SPY 2
Oh, you know what? I will.
SPY 1
Oh yeah, grab some of the canapes. Yeah.
SPY 2
What are you doing?
SPY 1
What was that?
SPY 2
What was what?
SPY 1
Well, you're obviously flirting with him.
SPY 2
What are you talking about?
SPY 1
Oh, what, like I'm stupid? Like I couldn't see the chemistry between you two?
SPY 2
We are here to kill that guy.
SPY 1
What are you- yeah!
SPY 2
This has been a three year in the works plan!
SPY 1
That's what I'm saying!
SPY 2
To sneak into this guy's house, poison his drink, empty his bank account-
SPY 1
Quiet down. Keep that low!
SPY 2
Well, what are you doing?!
SPY 1
I'm saying that we can't kill him if you're besties all of a sudden. Good luck killing your bestie.
SPY 2
Talking about 'besties all of a sudden', That's the whole point of it! I was supposed to get close and you're supposed to go in and put the poison in his drink!
SPY 1
You've never been good at separating work from pleasure, okay? And I can tell that there's like a spark between you two and it makes me uncomfortable.
SPY 2
You literally have never seen me outside of work.
EDWORTH
Make way for drinks!
SPY 2
I don't- Hey!
SPY 1
Hey!
EDWORTH
Make way for drinks!
SPY 2
Edwith, thank you so much.
EDWORTH
Here we go!
SPY 1
Ed Worth. Edworth.
EDWORTH
Yes, Edworth.
SPY 1
Thank you. Thank you.
EDWORTH
Thank you so much.
SPY 2
Where- So where did you get this champagne from?
EDWORTH
France. Well, I mean
SPY 2
Right!
EDWORTH
It has to be it has to be from France if it's champagne.
SPY 1
Oh, like anywhere in France?
EDWORTH
Well, in the Champagne region of France, yeah.
SPY 1
Is that like, uh...
SPY 2
It's a pretty small region...
SPY 1
[CLEARS THROAT] Is that like...
SPY 2
I was asking if there was like a specific vineyard.
SPY 1
Is that? Oh, okay. Yeah, what a good question.
EDWORTH
No, well, my wife and I were in France-
SPY 1
Oh, you're married!
EDWORTH
Yes! Yeah. Yep.
SPY 1
Oh, so you're taken?
SPY 2
What?
SPY 1
Spoken for!
EDWORTH
Well, yeah, sure,
SPY 1
Yeah.
EDWORTH
Been off the market for 27 years!
SPY 1
Yeah, probably someone who's really wealthy, right?
SPY 2
Wow.
EDWORTH
Well, I mean, you know, we both went to the same school, we met and so well, now we are and-
SPY 1
Yeah, so it's a It's a real true love story between you and your wife. It's like a complete unit. [sniff]
EDWORTH
Yeah, I would say we're a complete unit. Yeah, 27 years next month!
SPY 1
Wow, I hope someday I can know what that's like.
SPY 2
[CLEARS THROAT]
EDWORTH
Well, I'm sure you can. I'm sure you will. I'm gonna- I'm gonna go grab her.
SPY 1
Oh sure yeah I'd love love love love to meet her.
SPY 2
Yeah, we would love to see- I'd love to see Elise again.
SPY 1
Yeah!
EDWORTH
Great!
SPY 1
Yeah.
EDWORTH
Okay, yep,
SPY 1
Oh 'see Elise' again.
EDWORTH
Cheers again, okay. See you in a minute.
SPY 1
Homewrecker.
SPY 2
I swear to God.
SPY 1
Oh you'll break apart a loving family?
SPY 2
We are here to kill him.
SPY 1
THEY'RE IN LOVE
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