Transcript
LAZERR
Just like we just like we rehearsed right? I go get out of the car. I mean of course, and then I meet them and then they give me the goods first,
ANGEL BUGMAN
laser laser laser laser. You're overthinking, okay, Everybody's, everyone's always nervous the first time. All right, you're gonna be fine, kid. Get out there, see what he needs. Come back. We'll be good to go. Alright, okay, so I stop, You're overthinking it. Get out there, kid, get out, figure it out. Okay,
LAZERR
Here we go. Okay.
ANGEL BUGMAN
I'm gonna what? What is it? Do
LAZERR
I walk over or jog over?
ANGEL BUGMAN
I would walk, walk over. Cool. As a cucumber. Cool. I'm cool. Alright, you know
LAZERR
Angel won't let you down, okay, Okay, cool guy.
LAZERR
Hey,
RAPUNZEL
looks like you are tripping the limbo on the way over here. You're not a cop, right? I certainly looked like you were tripping the limbo the way you move. Like you got a wire on you. Lift up your shirt.
LAZERR
Lift up my shirt? Um
RAPUNZEL
just checking for a wire. You know, you look like you were trippin’ the limbo. I wouldn't think that angel would be like that. But listen, bob
LAZERR
Lazar is a work in progress and trying to break its laser
RAPUNZEL
call me Rapunzel,
LAZERR
Rapunzel. You got it cool. Do we shake hands or
RAPUNZEL
no,
LAZERR
don't touch me. Hold on. What? I'll be right, I'll be right back, I'll be back
ANGEL BUGMAN
in a Jiff. What do you laser house? The attic over there.
LAZERR
It's going okay, so far really quick. I just don't wanna take up too much of your time, but he asked me if I was tripping the limbo and I don't know that one trip
ANGEL BUGMAN
in the lingo,
LAZERR
tripping the limbo. It wasn't in the yeah, it's not one of the ones that memorizing the
ANGEL BUGMAN
book you gave me these kids these days with the new slang. I have no idea what tripping the limbo means. Um like I'm a prankster. If he, if he gives you, if he gives you trouble, you know it gives you guff, just call him buster toots move on. Okay, call him buster. Okay, I got it, thanks, get out there.
LAZERR
Hey, sorry update. I'm not tripping my limbo and I'm, I was just, you might have thought I was probably busting my toots and I wasn't
RAPUNZEL
Alright cool, you're all right kid, you're alright, laser. Now listen, yeah, I've been looking all around right, trying to get my hands on some of that precious be okay now I know angels kind of been my bug guy for a long time, number
LAZERR
one Bug Man and the Whole City.
RAPUNZEL
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, I'm not looking to get down on any, no Bonnie last boomer scout stuff, I'm not trying to punk any goons, I definitely don't want any of that? Boom house,
LAZERR
you know what? And I would, I would never sell you. Boom house. It's boom mouse. Sorry. Yeah, that's what you might because of my, because of my accent. You might, Yeah, I did say boom house. Yeah, it sounded like I probably said boom house, which that's crazy. I would, I wouldn't say that. Yeah, I would hope not. So you're looking for precious be
RAPUNZEL
Yeah, some of that good clean, precious B. That's all I'm looking for. Yeah,
ANGEL BUGMAN
that's nice.
RAPUNZEL
I'm looking for a couple of kilos. So I was wondering if you and I could maybe, you know, doc bucket a little bit of tiny slim, you know, just kind of doing the regular bubble tank.
LAZERR
Okay, so you're looking for by kilos. You mean kilo grams. I know the streets pretty well.
RAPUNZEL
Deck a meter. This is sent a millimeter. I want the big one. And
LAZERR
you know what? Absolutely. I would also want the big one. Um, big on your
RAPUNZEL
metric system. Yeah,
LAZERR
absolutely. I love it. I love
RAPUNZEL
it. Yeah, I want a kilo of precious B. Yes. Like a little bit of Buddy Amigo and maybe some ride or die
LAZERR
homegirl. Okay, let me just, I'm gonna write my, I'm gonna get my phone out. Let me write this down. You're looking for precious. I don't need to write that one down. I got it a couple of kilos kilograms, love the metric system and you're looking for four ride or die home girl. And then you said the other one was boo mouse. No, I
RAPUNZEL
said explicitly lazy. Okay, I'm not looking for any boom mouse. Nobu
LAZERR
mouse. Okay, I want
RAPUNZEL
somebody king Amigo.
LAZERR
Okay, let me go. Let me just hold that thought. I'm just gonna go. I'm gonna go ask Angel if we have any of buddy Amigo in precious B form. Okay, back back in a Jiff. Yeah. Okay.
ANGEL BUGMAN
Are you okay? Laser laser what, what does he want? Come on. So
LAZERR
he's looking for, He's saying so much stuff we
ANGEL BUGMAN
didn't go over.
LAZERR
Um, He does not want
ANGEL BUGMAN
boom mouse.
LAZERR
Well, we probably set a boom house before. It's a, I think it's a
ANGEL BUGMAN
regional thing. We didn't, we didn't say boom house, boom houses. Not even a thing. We got Cool. Did you read him the list? We have
LAZERR
no. Um because
ANGEL BUGMAN
you start with that list. He said he wants precious, be lazy. Listen lazy. All right. Who has the stuff?
LAZERR
We have the stuff.
ANGEL BUGMAN
We have the stuff when we go to him and he says you got the stuff, Yeah, we got the stuff, but much of this stuff you're looking for, you know, it's a little more complicated. I really wish you were over there. He said a lot of just, Okay.
LAZERR
Just to wrap this up. Maybe really quick. Take this one as a Mulligan. Do we have precious b do we have a few kilos of that? He wanted like, um,
ANGEL BUGMAN
I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell you one time. Alright. Yeah. Okay. Yeah ready. We got bubba Soul sister.
LAZERR
Bubba Soul sister. Okay.
ANGEL BUGMAN
Okay. We got senorita slim. Okay. Yeah, I remember that one. Okay. You tell him we'll cut him a deal. Just got a fresh shipment. A Primo. Dude toots toots two for one. Okay. Two for one. All right, you got this laser. You gotta get back out there, give him our list, let me know what he wants. You come on back. We'll get the bag. I got it. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Okay, so
LAZERR
thank you for waiting. You got
RAPUNZEL
the stuff back empty handed. I'm wondering starting to suspect you are tripping the limbo after all. No,
LAZERR
I'm not I'm not tripping the limbo and I'm not squeeze into the juice. Here's what I have just tried that one out. Um Have our menu here. We do we did just get into a new shipment and we'll do two for one on. Um I think it's a kilo of dude toots and we looks like here. Sorry, that's my shopping list. Um My phone just keeps going to the thing. This is a little sweaty and you want to get water on the phone because anyway