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ROBBIE
Yeah, so I was just saying -
PENNY
Yeah.
ROBBIE
If you get rid of it, you don't have to deal with it anymore.
PENNY
Well, that's what I know.
That's what I'm trying to do,
But it's hard to get rid of it when it's 100 pounds.
It's 100 pounds of-
VINCE
Yo!
ROBBIE
Oh God,
VINCE
Yo! Reverend Robbie!
ROBBIE
This guy.
VINCE
What's up my dude?
ROBBIE
Vince.
VINCE
Yeah!
ROBBIE
Vince Tanebriss. I haven't seen you since uh...
VINCE
Oh Robbie, what's up?
ROBBIE
High school.
VINCE
Oh hey!
What's up?
PENNY
You- hey, hey man.
VINCE
Yeah, what's your name?
PENNY
I'm Penny. You know- you know Robbie?
VINCE
Penny! Penny! Yeah!
Penny for your thoughts!
ROBBIE
Yeah, we went to school together.
VINCE
Yeah, me and Robbie, we go way back, dude.
ROBBIE
Well...
VINCE
Robbie and I, we worked at the same gas station when we were in like high school, right?
We didn't see each other much, 'cause like I was doing overnight, stocking the shelves, but
I'd always leave him little notes in the cash register.
PENNY
Nice. Cool
ROBBIE
Yeah, because it never balanced.
PENNY
Good to see you, man. I'm sure we'll catch up with you.
VINCE
Yeah!
Good to see you too. Yo-
ROBBIE
Yeah, take-.
VINCE
Shake my hand.
ROBBIE
I don't know if I really-
Okay...
VINCE
Yeah, you like that?
ROBBIE
No-
VINCE
Like that grip?
ROBBIE
You got - let me get my fingers, okay?
VINCE
Like that grip, brah?
Like that grip? Yeah.
Penny, feel it. Feel it.
PENNY
Yes. All right.
VINCE
Feel it. Feel it. Feel it. Feel it.
PENNY
Good. Yep. Nice to meet you, dude.
VINCE
Feel it.
Ah ha ha, you like that?
PENNY
I... all right. Yeah, I guess.
VINCE
Yeah, I took three hours of Grab My Crab over the weekend
at like a class
and like I'm getting real good at it and like
ROBBIE
You took a three hour class of...
PENNY
Of what?
VINCE
It was Grab My Crab.
It's like- it's like a martial art defense thing?
It came from Israel or something.
PENNY
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry.
VINCE
What?
PENNY
You're studying "grab my crab"?
VINCE
Yeah, Grab My Crab, and like
It's basically it's like martial art like karate, but instead of being like,
"Hya!" and stuff like that,
It's more about like a focus on real-world situations and like being real efficient
You know like when an enemy comes at you,
PENNY
Yeah.
VINCE
you just like, grab him by the crab and flip him over
and like, boom. Y'know?
That's why my grip's so good 'cause like
I could grab your crab right now!
PENNY
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Why are you telling us this?
VINCE
Because it's like I don't know it's just on my mind. What are you up to? It's a beautiful day
ROBBIE
I just...
VINCE
You wanna do some grab my crab right now?
We can get out in the sand so if one of us gets flipped over, which...
ROBBIE
No.
PENNY
No.
ROBBIE
No.
PENNY
I don't think that's the name of it that you think it is.
VINCE
...if I'm honest...
it'd be one of you who gets flipped over.
ROBBIE
I think he's talking about-
I think he's been talking about Krav...
Krav Maga.
PENNY
Krav Maga.
ROBBIE
Something yeah
PENNY
You're talking of Krav Maga?
VINCE
Oh, did I say it? I said it backwards. Whatever.
It's 'Crab My Grab'. Whatever.
So like, yeah, I took a couple courses over the weekend and like...
ROBBIE
You took a couple courses in one weekend?
VINCE
I think it's...
PENNY
of Krav Maga?
VINCE
Yeah, three hours.
ROBBIE
Okay.
PENNY
All right.
VINCE
I had to take the intro over again, uh, two times.
'Cause I just kept grabbing crabs, dude.
How can I say?
Then basically by the third time I was like teaching the class, dude.
It was so cool.
PENNY
So what do you -
Hold on. Vince.
VINCE
What, what, what?
PENNY
When you keep saying you 'grab someone's crab'...
VINCE
Yeah!
ROBBIE
This doesn't make any sense.
PENNY
That's not what that is. Krav Maga.
What do you mean by 'someone's crab'?
VINCE
I was saying it backwards
It is 'Crab My Grab', but like basically it's like,
the most efficient way of fighting.
S-So basically like...
Here, show me your crab.
PENNY
wait whoa whoa whoa
