Transcript
VINNY
What do you think? Coyote? I think it looks done
COYOTE
lovely. I love this sign.
VINNY
I'm gonna ring the guy up and we'll get him out of here. Take a look,
COYOTE
give him a call.
MARK
Hello?
VINNY
Yeah. Hello. We just wrapped up on the slogan on the bottom. We put the picture up on the top and look great. Why don't you come down and take a look at it?
MARK
Yeah, I'm literally inside. I'm just gonna come right back outside.
VINNY
We saw you just said, yeah, ok. Yeah, he's coming out.
COYOTE
He's coming outside?
VINNY
Yeah, he's coming outside to take a look at the side.
MARK
Okay. Okay. Yeah, let's see it. I'm excited to see it.
COYOTE
Mark. Welcome.
MARK
Hey, thanks very much. Good to see you two again.
VINNY
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We've been hard at work. Making the sign real nice for you.
COYOTE
Made a couple.
MARK
Yeah.
VINNY
Let's what do you think buddy boy?
MARK
What does it say?
VINNY
Mark scraps right up in big letters. Boom, look at those S's.
COYOTE
I did those
VINNY
coyote does the ss. He's kind of the best curves guy that we got on the team. He's got this nice little trick. He does coyote telling the trick to
COYOTE
flexible elbows. You never know. You rotated the elbows just like double jointed or something.
MARK
You do know I sell cry make and sell crepes
VINNY
in America America american craps, context matters. Mark,
COYOTE
context.
VINNY
You know, if you know this real quick in business context is king
COYOTE
contacts. They're both important.
MARK
But it's Mark's crepes,
VINNY
that's what it says. But we're pronouncing it the way it does in America where it says Mark scraps, it also has a nice sort of balance in the letters, the same number of letters and mark and crap, you know?
MARK
Okay. Yeah, but
COYOTE
that's symmetry.
MARK
Okay, but look,
VINNY
I looked it up, I looked it up on Youtube and I looked up how to pronounce craps. He did and you know what? And the guy said it like nine times how to pronounce crepe played out loud for coyotes. So they know that I wasn't making stuff up and he definitely said craps, craps, coyote. You did a great impression of the way the voice guy sounded. Can you do it, do it, do it, do it.
COYOTE
Exactly. Alright, okay, craps. You never believe you'd never believe it was me.
VINNY
So good. You should get in the voice acting.
COYOTE
I was thinking about it, you know, before I got into making, but you know, you fit a niche, you fit a niche. What's up, Mark,
MARK
I open, I open in a week and I'd love it if you could spell C-R-E-P-E-S.
VINNY
You want us to spell it wrong? You wanna sign that says "Mark's Crappies"? Because I don't know if you know this, Mark, but this is also a sign for our business because we're the ones who made the sign. We've had our little yard signs in your yard for a week. You don't want people being like, "look at that crappy sign".
MARK
but they're gonna say look at the crappy sign because you wrote the word craps.
VINNY
No, no, no, no, it's your business because you make those little crappy pancakes.
MARK
No, they're not c-
COYOTE
If we spell the creepy pancake wrong, people are gonna be like 'this is crap', you know?
MARK
Okay
COYOTE
Well now they're looking, "That's crap. I want some of those guys Mark's craps", you know?
VINNY
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coyotes got a point.
MARK
What's the slogan you added at the bottom? I don't have a slogan for my shop.
VINNY
Well, what kind of sign doesn't have a slogan on it?
MARK
many of them.
COYOTE
This is why. So we brought multiple signs. All right. This is just the first one that you could see. I like this one. It's kind of leaves it open
VINNY
Coyote came up with this one.
COYOTE
Yeah, I was thinking about this for a lot. I think it leaves open for like interpretations because it says: "Mark's Craps: Hot?". With a question mark.
MARK
is not even a slogan
COYOTE
"Hot?"
MARK
It looks like the sign’s unfinished and also spelled wrong.
COYOTE
But it begs the question though.
MARK
You two are making me so tired.
COYOTE
You see a question, you go searching for answers.
VINNY
People drive by. They see "Mark's Craps: Hot?" and they'll be like, “Wow! I wonder if so!”.
MARK
can I see another sign?
COYOTE
Yeah.
MARK
Can I see another one?
VINNY
Okay. Yeah. So we got we got this one.
MARK
Oh good. It still says craps on it