Training Malchistimo


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SPK_1

You bunch of these maple leaves and you dunk them a little bit of water and then bingo bongo. There's, you rub that on someone's chic and you say some things you make up a few words and they think you're very good. But

SPK_2

how does the magic work? Because all of the magic that I do like for instance, have you seen this one? Look look at this. You

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see, you see moving your thumb away from your thumb.

SPK_2

Yes, precisely and see that's how I make the magic happen here. It's more of an illusion if you will. But how do you actually make the magic work? Because you did indeed turn that guy into a

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frog. Well, it's because I am literally a magic person. It's just

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watch your,

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just watch. Just watch. Okay, please come. But before you come in draw remember to draw a circle around your body with your

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finger. The

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circle. What does the circle

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do? Um, it does a lot. It does a lot, you know, healing and protection and yet come in. I'll

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take notes on prerequisites circle. Oh hello, is this your son

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jeremy? Good question. This is not my son because I am sterile. This is my apprentice Melchiot Melky Melky stem. Oh,

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nice to meet you too Malcolm. I'm so happy for the jeremy to have an apprentice to take. I wish that I had an air. But hey, the life of the car. Very lonely. Well, okay,

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good. Why don't we cut to the chase? What brings you inside mystical jeremy's tent? Hold on. If you say, if you put a word in front of your team, put a word in front of a mystical is really good. So sweet, you can do sweet a little bit if you like

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sweet Malcolm. I don't

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want, I do hate to interrupt

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what seems to be your ailment sir.

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I have inhaled an extremely large amount of ground up chestnuts,

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explains the wheezing. Yes,

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it does. And that also explains your red throat. I'm

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having a hard time

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breathing. Well if you don't mind, I'm going to have my sweet apprentice milch ist Imo

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smell key

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steam. Oh, I meant

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is I

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help me with this one if that's over. Okay.

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Yes, absolutely.

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Just if I could, if I may, I was thinking we would start with perhaps drinking some water.

SPK_1

You would think that right away, but that's actually step number 66. The first thing we're going to do remind me of your name, anarchist emo. Not you. Chart chart. Take a seat first. That's step number one in this chair. Now this chair, you might be feeling some energy coming up from the ground because this chair is charged with obsidian.

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I do it fascinating little. It's

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good for your blood for blood. Now. Step number two. Here comes the, here comes the maple leaf thing. These are. These are very delicate and very expensive leaves from a tree that's very far away and very old. And I'm going to rub these on your cheeks. Feel good.

SPK_3

Very little bit rough.

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Yes. Good. Well that's, that's an exfoliating thing. It helps with your the

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chestnut.

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Yes, Jeremy looks like we didn't need step six.

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You're wonderful. Thank you for your services today.

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No big no big deal. How

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much do I owe

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you? Well, we didn't get to step six. You drew the circle, which is good. Markis timo. Did you? Did you ever feel weird? Like a weird presence from chart here in the room. I was a

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little preoccupied trying to figure out exactly how this was working. It looks like you had him sit on a chair over a rock and touched his face with a leaf. And I don't know if I felt anything miraculous happened.

SPK_1

Well, you being preoccupied means that charred came in here with a lot of disproportion eri energy. So that's going to be an extra 50. Okay. 1234. I there are 17 leaves. It's 10 per leaf. Yes. And

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you said the tree was quite far

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Away. Yeah, you're right and I love you. I love that. You reminded me of that. So the tree is 10 miles away. How much do you have on you?

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Well, I brought 250

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that works that works for me. Unless there, I do have an apprentice tax mail system. So what was your, you said earlier? You know, you told me earlier that you had, what were you saying as it was about money? You said to me privately?

SPK_2

Yes. The private thing that I was telling you only was that I haven't any

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Good. Good. Good to 50 - 50 will do fine. Thank you so much.

SPK_3

Thank you. Thank you, jeremy. As always, for your services, I will spread your name around.

SPK_2

Great Lord, Jeremy. Are there like rules for how this works written down somewhere?

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Oh, no, absolutely not. No. Most that is made up and he's been here once or twice before because he eats a lot of food and it gets trapped in his throat and then he throws it

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up. Okay. His problems aside. How am I supposed to learn this magic from you? If most of it is made

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up? Well, you feel it out. You know, you feel it, it's like jazz music or whatever. It's a lot. It's a lot like, you know, freeform, secular magic girls. It's a little bit Oh, ah, improvisatory. You read the room and I knew leaves would be a good thing because he's not allergic to them. Um I do build up a pretty strong relationship with all of my clients and then water is good in general just to dunk the leaves in and they don't know what that liquid is. You can say. it's anything really? Um, so basically, whatever you can do to get his mind

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off? Are you home jeremy? Yes. Oh, might I come in, jeremy? It is me deadly,

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I mean, yeah, I guess.

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Oh, goodness, jeremy. Hello, Jeremy. We have a son.

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This is not my son. This is my sweet apprentice mel cheese.

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Nice to make your acquaintance mel. Thank you, jeremy. Unfortunately, I'm in a bit of a painful position if you could just look at my thumb.

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Yes,

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Gross. Yes, I had an accident with an ax and a water wheel and it went,

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I'm going to, I'm not feeling good, I'm going to step away and let Melky como maybe take the reins on this one. Do you think I'm ready to just make it up? Just make it up? Okay,

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Okay, Jeremy trusts you more than I trust you as well, please. So badly

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have a seat in this chair right here. Okay, It's

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charged with obsidian. Good. Okay,

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now we're gonna just kind of push your thumb back. Yeah, that's tender. You peeled it back to the elbow. That's gross. So hold it

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on there. We're going to

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dribble a little water around the area. We're going to dribble essence of ocean around the area. Yes, Very nice. Now we'll take some crunch up bird. Bird. This is bird. It's crushed up Bird. We're gonna pack that on a little bit.

SPK_3

What kind of bird is it on? Why would that help? It's

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important. Bird from very far away? You've never heard of it? I promise
 

 
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